I can’t wait until I get pregnant because maybe then I’ll finally grow boobs. Seriously. The past few days living in a bikini reminded me of the flat chest I, unfortunately, inherited from the Asian family tree. My size S top kept flopping around because there was no flesh there to hold it in place. If I had some booby flesh, I wouldn’t have been forced to flash all the Russians and Hispanics each time I came off a water slide. Sorry for the semi-racist comment, but really every other guest at the resort we stayed at was Russian/Hispanic.

And sorry for being unnecessarily graphic.

I mean, you’re welcome.

Booby flesh.


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  1. Pingback: [ tuesday ten ] flat girl problems | now that's lovely.

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